Top Ten Most Embarrassing Records I've Bought... Ever!
This list would have been even more embarrassing if it would have included everything in my LP and CD racks. See, I inherited some doozies when I got married. This list will not include records my wife bought from artist like Olivia Newton John with John Travolta or Shaun Cassidy, oh, and Vitamin Z! I would like to mention that I never throw records away, so all of these are still in my collection. Anyway, on with the show. check out these other lists this month: issemonsters cheleblog The Dune Shack Meghan Erin Lady Byrne Write On Megs
10) Gene Loves Jezebel - Discover I thought these guys were so cool. Their first album was dark and weird and then they tried to do pop songs. Lets just say, they sucked at pop songs.
9) Rainbow - Down to Earth Uh, Rainbow with Dio, yes. Rainbow with some dork named Graham Bonnet, not so much. This was weak as weak could be.
8) April Wine - Harder.......Faster Remember when rock records had really vague titles that made you wonder what it was all about? Yah, uh, this wasn't one of them. "Dude! They're talkin' about how hard and fast they ROCK!"
7) Ted Nugent - Weekend Warriors At this point in my adulthood, I'm pretty much embarrassed by anything with Ted's name on it. Especially this piece.
6) Footloose - the soundtrack to the movie What do I say? What the hell did I buy this for? I can't figure it out. Was there something on there that I would have played at a party back then?
5) C+C Music Factory Things that make you go hmmmm... indeed! I guess this is a remnant of my dancin' fool days.
4) Wham! - Fantastic WoW! This is one of the cheesiest records ever made. I admit that I liked it a lot back then, but I was young. What did I know?
3) Vanity - Wild Animal Ouch! This was Vanity's solo debut after Vanity 6 if I remember correctly. Also one of the cheesiest records ever made. I bet she loves having to explain this piece of crap to the people at her church.
2) Midnight Star - No Parking on the Dance Floor First off, it should be parkin' NOT parking. A wonderful record from my DJing days. It was a fun record, but makes me cringe now.
1) Molly Hatchet - Flirtin' With Disaster Oh man! Southern rock. I'm sorry, there may be someone out there that still listens to this crap, but I laugh every time I see this thing while going through my records.
posted @ 09:42 AM PST [link]
Sunday, September 5, 2004
"I Don't Do These Very Often, But..."
Oh man, you've read that line on a few blogs before right? Well, you just read it here. The difference is that I'm not going to follow it with what "Simpsons Character" I am, or what "Lord of the Rings Character" I am and then ask you to go see what answer it gives you. I actually didn't even do the test I'm about to show you, and there's a good reason. It's kind of a spoof I guess. Well, read it for yourself. I thought it was kinda funny. The John Cusak Test I found this through a comment by Soccamom at pesky'apostrophe.
posted @ 01:28 PM PST [link]